Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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