i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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