I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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