my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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