I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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