Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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