The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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