I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If I die, sorry about rent.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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