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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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