Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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