i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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