I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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