I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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