My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
