my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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