five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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