im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
nutella sex= disaster
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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