it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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