worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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