So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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