Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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