just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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