your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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