how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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