I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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