If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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