Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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