so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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