im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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