Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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