I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
