Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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