they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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