YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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