I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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