Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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