will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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