so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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