It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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