I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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