I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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