Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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