I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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