my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
we're making bets on your personal life
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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