She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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When are your genitals available?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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