So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
