Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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