Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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