You were right. It hurts to walk today.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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