One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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