I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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