Whod you bang
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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