i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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