Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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