awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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