is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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